1. MAN SHOOTS ARMADILLO, HITS MOTHER-IN-LAW NEXT DOOR
This bizarre shooting incident was determined to be an accident. Larry McElroy fired a 9mm pistol at an armadillo in his yard. He could not foresee what happened next.
The bullet killed the animal, but also ricocheted off of it, hit a fence, went through the back door of his mother-in-law’s mobile home, through a recliner she was sitting in, and into her back.
According to a report, McElroy was about 100 yards away from the home at the time.
The mother-in-law, 74-year-old Carol Johnson, was taken to a hospital, but her injuries were minor. Authorities in Lee County suggest that a shotgun be used instead of a pistol to “shoot at varmints and whatnot.” Tip: “whatnot” does not include your mother-in-law.
2. ‘Vampire’ Man Threatens To Eat Kidney During Arrest
Lorain County Sheriff’s Office
Andrew Whiteman, was arrested while trying to break into a drug store while highly intoxicated at 3:19 in the morning. While Whiteman was transported to the police station, he told the deputies he was a ‘100-year-old vampire’ and he ‘could smell their blood from the back seat.’ At the booking area, he told a female adviser that he wanted to eat her kidney.
3. Tesla Owner Implants Chip In Hand To Unlock Car
Ben Workman of Utah is never going to lose his keys again. He implanted a chip inside his hand that allows him to unlock his Tesla with just a wave. This procedure is still pretty rare. A piercing studio refused to help Workman do the implant – so did a doctor and a veterinarian. Eventually, he enlisted a family member. Someday he hopes to add a credit card chip. And just for fun, he’s already implanted a magnet in his left hand for magic tricks.